Part 3

Spoke to Outbound last night. She's having some doubts about Smooth. Right decision? Wrong decision? At least she dumped Skaterboy on his dirty derrier. She thinks Teaboy might be an opportunity she missed out on. Geez girl, how many gentleman's clubs do you plan on joining?

Downtown is seriously on my nerves. If I have one more damn invite to an event that I'm OBVIOUSLY not going to intend, I might just up and delete her on facebook. It isn't worth the hassle, you know what I'm saying?

Grand Slam and Pinocchio have the big game tonight, but it looks like they might be rained out. Don't worry boys, I'll be there rooting for you, especially since Pinocchio threw out those kind words at me at 153 the other day. Nothing like spotting the Summer Fling at the game cheering for her new boy toy. I wonder if she knows that he's the lying, cheating type? 

I haven't made it to the Butler Building lately, have Super Mario, Showtime and Dairy King been kicking some french ass? I sure hope so. Last time these three fine fellas lost to the poutine-lovers, and I haven't been invited back since. Embarassed, much?

Haven't head much about Fed-Sex lately, I wonder if Outbound or Sunshine have heard from him. We all definitely need to get wasted before Outbound hits the road. Perhaps some chillage in Fed-Sex's hottub for old times sake, is in order. Stay tuned!

MacBaby got locked out of her house yet again today. Good thing I was around to come to the rescue. We ended up having to run into Bialik during senior lunch (can you say Hurrican Ike?) to find Little Tike for the keys. Thank God she was standing in front of the doors. We went looking for Coach but came up empty handed. Perhaps he and the Preschooler are off getting sonograms of their Bambino?

Speaking of kids, I wonder how Drunken Disorderly is doing. It's a shame he never let me post those videos on facebook. He was one hell of an underage drunk. Caught fingers, puke and declarations of love, that was one car-ride I'll never forget, ever.

Anyhow, that's enough for now, I'm out of people to talk about. Stay tuned for some more bagles, lox and shmearing!

Part 2

I finally got a chance to speak to Roadrunner, she's been pretty pissed since our last convo. Glad things worked themselves out and I got a chance to apologize. She's my only concrete and can I say out link to rainbow land. That aside, she's a great person and I love being friends with her. I hope we get to hang out soon, I miss her face. 

Speaking of great gossip (I know I didn't speak of any great gossip!) but Nouveau Riche is in my Stats I class and she told me that Grave Digger is in rehab for multiple, yes MULTIPLE drug addictions. Say what?! That was quite the reality check for me. Can you say Jewish Daily News front page headlines? I'm still reeling that someone from my graduating class is in lock down. Woah!

As for more JDN gossip, Pinocchio finally showed his true colors by dating that summer fling bimbo. Who the fuck does he think he is? No one fucks with Bullet Proof and gets away with it. I'm hoping Paperboy really gets him fired like he promised he would. 

More annoying news: Hot Shot, thinks she's just that: a "hot shot" and she's been severely up my ass these past few weeks. Doesn't she know that big sis can fuck her over big time with lifts and the car? She better pull her face out of my ass soon or there's gonna be some major cyclones ripping through the house. Big Momma and Poppa are in for a real treat. Welcome back!

Part 1

It's a good thing I'm seeing the Psych Warden tomorrow because blogging is doing wonders for my thought processes. Speaking of the Psych Warden, Paparazzi and Fast Food made a spotting on Sherbrooke. Not sure why Fast Food was too shy to say hi! Let's see how many faces the Psych Warden can put to names by the end of this year. Seems like it's been a few more than atypical. Oh well.

Rainbow world is kind of sucking right now. Especially with the Bicyclist and Playgirl fucking with my head lately. Bicyclist was unintentional drunken fun but seriously Playgirl, you know about the colored stripes, why the mind games? You've got yourself a little boy toy, leave my pina coladas out of it SVP.

Outbound keeps calling for plans, not sure how I feel about that reunion. Take it slow perhaps especially since she's 'outbound' in less than two weeks? I'll give it a shot, best friends forever, right? 

Finally spoke to Dairy King the other day, he's on the road to doom if he doesn't shape up. Doesn't he know that Big Poppa will make him pay up if he fucks this up? I mean seriously, he's given him a real chance to prove himself, and what's he doing? Playing World of Warcraft 18 hours a day? Sheesh.

Big Mac keeps coming around again, his Momma added me on facebook. Weird, much? Anyhow, he thinks were gonna hoox. He doesn't know I sport the colorful stripes of rainbow land. Perhaps its time to spill the jellybeans on that bizarro fantasy that was never gonna be.

Had a talk with Jamaican Gangster at work the other day, not sure what I wanna do about the work situation? He said I need to make the first move if I want to switch stores. I'm not sure how I feel about leaving Xtina, Paperboy and Playgirl though, they're awesome to have around. Especially now that Brown Paper Bag Princess and Romanian Princess are back on the social map and with Out of Towner joining the 153 Staff things are going to get funky!